Thursday, October 9, 2008

Overheard in the checkout line at Safeway

Clerk: "Would you like to round up your total with the difference going to finding a cure for breast cancer?"
Man: "I've got enough problems without having to worry about women."

Nice.

1 comment:

Heidi H.W. said...

Later that night while watching the Playboy channel, a mini corn dog lodged in the man's throat and he died alone in his naugahyde recliner.